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Le Weekend

Sunday, March 26, 2006
1) everyone is late getting to the van. they said, "10:30" were there at "11:00"

2) instead of being ready to leave at 11:00, they were arguing about Jenn who had locked herself out of her housesitting house

3) once we went to where jenn was and needed to turn around, some lady in a purple mini-van came within mere MILLIMETRES of striking us WHERE I WAS SITTING! stinkin' lady...

4) instead of picking up jenn, she needs her car dropped off somewhere else, so we're following her to drop it off. she gets into the van around 11:25

5) finally, we're on the highway. "what's that smell?" wouldn't you know, Jenn steppdin in dog sh...poo and brought it along with us.

6) it's my last trip EVER and i really want to eat chilli before getting in the van. psegga and marina are nearly crying because i'm talking about it. for lunch at the church (potluck), someone brings chilli and my moral dilemna strikes... the girls win. i didn't have chilli.

7) we're hauling derière on the way home, so much that a police officer doesn't like it, and we are momentarily delayed on the highway due to his escapades of authority.

oy!

Thursday, March 23, 2006
Joshua 23:14

This is also God's promise to me today.

Poetry Contest

Wednesday, March 15, 2006
Hear Ye, Hear Ye

Welcome one and all to the first annual "ranDOMpoetries Poetry Contest". This next couple of weeks I will be receiving poetry from anyone willing to post an original piece of work. You may send it to randompoet@gmail.com I will post them on randompoetries.blogspot.com as I receive them. After which will be a three day voting period in which the winner will be chosen.

The prize for first place will be a note book in which to store poetry and other tidbits.
The runner up will receive some other diminutive prize.

To start the contest off I have posted three pieces of writing. "Bells", "From Prison", and "Sight". One, Two, all Three or None of the Above may possibly have been written by myself. You must guess which.

Good luck to you potential poetry champions

Prizes are subject to change without prior warning, due to lack of me not finding a cool note book or some other small thing.
All prizes will be delivered via a third party or a "drop point" due to the fact that ranDOMpoet must remain annonymous.
Contest only open to SPC students or affiliates. Others may enter poetry to be posted but are not eligible for the contest.

I don't like ranDOMpoetries lately

Monday, March 13, 2006
in a land of morphing walls
of three-thousand dollar bowties
of men in black suits
of Chuck-E-Cheeses and popcorn
where computers are returned to fashion stores
where bridges span from Vancouver to Halifax
I am invinsible
I am a sleeping genius

Only until I should wake...

Blog

Friday, March 10, 2006
A man walks into a bank and yells "This is a stick up!"

A teenager playfully points out a "bomb" under his friends airplane seat.

The engineer on duty pulls the emergency handbrake, and the line of unfinished cars stops.

And so it is, a group of "writers" cease typing, and the productivity of a blog halts.