1) everyone is late getting to the van. they said, "10:30" were there at "11:00"

2) instead of being ready to leave at 11:00, they were arguing about Jenn who had locked herself out of her housesitting house

3) once we went to where jenn was and needed to turn around, some lady in a purple mini-van came within mere MILLIMETRES of striking us WHERE I WAS SITTING! stinkin' lady...

4) instead of picking up jenn, she needs her car dropped off somewhere else, so we're following her to drop it off. she gets into the van around 11:25

5) finally, we're on the highway. "what's that smell?" wouldn't you know, Jenn steppdin in dog sh...poo and brought it along with us.

6) it's my last trip EVER and i really want to eat chilli before getting in the van. psegga and marina are nearly crying because i'm talking about it. for lunch at the church (potluck), someone brings chilli and my moral dilemna strikes... the girls win. i didn't have chilli.

7) we're hauling derière on the way home, so much that a police officer doesn't like it, and we are momentarily delayed on the highway due to his escapades of authority.

oy!