Recipe: Messed-Up Pie
Thursday, November 04, 2004
Ingredients:
3-4 graveyard work shifts
2 morning classes
3 hours of sleep
1 smashed up bike
1 seemingly useless Rejoice meeting after another
a handful of loneliness
too many bills to count
Instructions:
Take all ingredients and mix together in a small bowl quickly, as to avoid the bowl's ability to adapt to each ingredient seperately. The more spontaneous the better. Do not let settle, in fact, keep all contents of the bowl stirring incessantly, to cause sleep deprivation and eventual, but imminent burn-out. Do not refridgerate or let cool, do not serve. This bowl is forever wasted, filled with above issues, to be rotted, and eventually thrown out.
Alternate flavour:
1 piece, big or small, love
After stirring all primary ingredients, add love, and prayer (as love would entail), as needed. Ingredients should magically conform to greatest volume to surface area ratio (a sphere, or ball like shape) and harden quickly. Contents should just as quickly fall out, leaving bowl empty, ready for use yet again.
3-4 graveyard work shifts
2 morning classes
3 hours of sleep
1 smashed up bike
1 seemingly useless Rejoice meeting after another
a handful of loneliness
too many bills to count
Instructions:
Take all ingredients and mix together in a small bowl quickly, as to avoid the bowl's ability to adapt to each ingredient seperately. The more spontaneous the better. Do not let settle, in fact, keep all contents of the bowl stirring incessantly, to cause sleep deprivation and eventual, but imminent burn-out. Do not refridgerate or let cool, do not serve. This bowl is forever wasted, filled with above issues, to be rotted, and eventually thrown out.
Alternate flavour:
1 piece, big or small, love
After stirring all primary ingredients, add love, and prayer (as love would entail), as needed. Ingredients should magically conform to greatest volume to surface area ratio (a sphere, or ball like shape) and harden quickly. Contents should just as quickly fall out, leaving bowl empty, ready for use yet again.