Super-heros' Time Off
Thursday, December 16, 2004
As he entered the room, Clark Kent discovered, much to his amazement, that all his super-hero friends had gathered. Spiderman, Wonderwoman, even Mighty Mouse, to name a few.
"Surprise!" They all popped out from behind their lead shields. To say the least, he was quite surprised.
"What's the occasion?" Asked the large, stocky Superman. It wasn't his birthday; they hadn't just defeated arch nemesis Dr Evil. Something else was up.
Then Mighty Mouse stammered out, "We're all leaving...to umm, take a break. It's Christmas time, and you know how it is; we miss our family." Clark had already made a conscious decision to stay where he was during the holidays; work would be plentiful and there would be some obvious holiday crime to bust.
So the party started. All the super-heros gathered in one place, turned the music up real loud; they thoroughly enjoyed shooting their lazer-beam eyes at their indestructible spiderwebs. However, one by one, they began leaving.
They were mostly teary departs--on the guests' side--to begin with. Some super-heros confessed that they weren't to return, and were overly emotional about their departure. Clark, however, stayed straight-faced, confident as ever, undisturbed by the sad news that any of his friends are leaving, perhaps never to see them again.
As the party dwindled, a very curious little redhaired girl approached Clark and asked, "Why does everyone cry except you, Superman?"
Clark, pondered a while, and answered, "Little Red, I have too much crime to fight to be bothered with silly emotions like sadness, or to cry over the inevitable. I just don't have the time."
Little Red turned around, and walked off, without any response. Clark's heart sunk. "Alone again," he mumbled.
"Surprise!" They all popped out from behind their lead shields. To say the least, he was quite surprised.
"What's the occasion?" Asked the large, stocky Superman. It wasn't his birthday; they hadn't just defeated arch nemesis Dr Evil. Something else was up.
Then Mighty Mouse stammered out, "We're all leaving...to umm, take a break. It's Christmas time, and you know how it is; we miss our family." Clark had already made a conscious decision to stay where he was during the holidays; work would be plentiful and there would be some obvious holiday crime to bust.
So the party started. All the super-heros gathered in one place, turned the music up real loud; they thoroughly enjoyed shooting their lazer-beam eyes at their indestructible spiderwebs. However, one by one, they began leaving.
They were mostly teary departs--on the guests' side--to begin with. Some super-heros confessed that they weren't to return, and were overly emotional about their departure. Clark, however, stayed straight-faced, confident as ever, undisturbed by the sad news that any of his friends are leaving, perhaps never to see them again.
As the party dwindled, a very curious little redhaired girl approached Clark and asked, "Why does everyone cry except you, Superman?"
Clark, pondered a while, and answered, "Little Red, I have too much crime to fight to be bothered with silly emotions like sadness, or to cry over the inevitable. I just don't have the time."
Little Red turned around, and walked off, without any response. Clark's heart sunk. "Alone again," he mumbled.