A: i'd be all over that right now, like a fat kid on a smartie

B: thats an interesting analogy

A: i try

B: you win a sticker

A: does it have knives on it?

B: um...it has a self destruct sequence

A: uhh... wow. that's cool

A: i'll take that

A:and stick it to...

A: to...

A: something explosive

A: a car

A: and watch it go boom

B: boom is fun