Blessed welcoming, Ladies and Gentlemen of the Random Dominion.

Now, hear this!

The day known to post-roman empires as January Sixteenth will hereby be further known as Bacon Day; a day devoted to the systematical frying of every piece of bacon in a bacon slat to be eaten in that same day, or even to say it is a day of bacon feasting. Patronage is not enforced, but greatly encouraged.

So decrees the King of the Random Dominion.