So aparently these really cool things called ZPMs operate on the theory that one can contain in a space a unique space-time continuum; a reality and universe of elements and energry of its own. This Zero Point Module, is the ultimate power source.


Or is it?

I would dare argue that there is more power to be had from a lighter than say, these fictional ZPMs. With a lighter you can create fire, and with fire, eat food, and with food, grow stronger, with strength, conquer nations, with nations, eat good food, with good food, get fat. And on it goes...

To make a long story short, ZPMs are a far superior method of transporting random military (and the odd lucky civilian) personel, aliens and cool space ships than a lighter is, however, in my hand right now, I hold three lighters. How way cool is that?