--official ranDOMinion statement--
(a) the family of ranDOMinion does not encourage the use of nor think it acceptable to subject its readers to a barrage of insult and mockery for the sake of reaction**
(b) the family of ranDOMinion does not stand behind ranDOMpoet in his opinion; it is his solely
(c) the family of ranDOMinion hereby issues the ranDOMpoet writer a warning: future escapades will not be tolerated.
On behalf of the ranDOMinion family, one who values its readers, we humbly appologize for this inevitable discourse from such a loose cannon. He will definetly refrain from expressing his frustration in such a death-worthy manner since nobody cares.***
We hope ranDOMpoet will burn in...
err... will realize the error in his ways and come around.
signed:
ranDOMandrew
*the title "king" may be subject to verification
**yes, it does, actually
***probably just kidding, but not likely!
--end official ranDOMinion statement--
7:55 AM
12 Comments:
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Dear randomandrew,
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I believe your response to my previous post is...
Lame ass lame! Since went can't people say what they are feeling? Wasn't that the point of randompoetries in the begning? "Everything real?" And I damn well value the family of ranDOMinion, I'm just "Disapointed and Angry" at how people aren't getting involved and then complaining about the lack of involvement. And if my oppinion is going to be stiffled by some *cough*bullshit*cough* "King" then, I can leave.
Bloody well give me a freak'n warning.. tells me to burn in... LAME! Then tells me I WILL REFRAIN!
I'll show you the realization of my errors RIGHT IN THE FACE!
*side note* I know this may come off as satirical, but honestly, your post is lame ass lame. If you really feel that you can control what the members of the inner sanctum of randominion and co-founder of randompoetries can and can not say, then I will find some other place to muse my thoughts. Which will no doubt bring the untimely event of the death of randominion/randompoetries to the forefront, considering you and I are essentially the only ones who post anymore, except randomkaren, she's still cool. The rest of you, make me ashamed.
randompoet, at 10:48 p.m.
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sry, I also forgot to mention that the 2 other people that contributed to the poetry contest, Ashley and Steve and the guy that I never got his poem. Thanx. You're cool too.
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--end of official randominion.. what the crap was that? --
That whole post was like 10 lame things all in one box. randompoet, at 11:17 p.m.
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Dear Randompoet:
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May I have a word with you privately? Ask Dave how to contact me.
, at 8:19 a.m.
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dear ranDOMpoet:
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if i wanted to stiffle what you had to say, i would have deleted your post.
i quite enjoyed it and thought i'd poke fun at it.
if you didn't notice (which i think you did) the "offical ranDOMinion statement" was filled with more than the usual "full-of-crapness". i laughed long and hard, i thought you would too.
put away your pride and laugh it up: we're all family.
...i love you. there! i said it
now... for real. laugh. IT'S FUNNY! Andrew, at 10:02 a.m.
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Dear Andrew, I love you always, however because of a horrific childhood accident I am unable to laugh. So I apologize for not participating in the vestigial actions that laughing encompass.
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Dear omm? We do not need a mediator to communicate. I have no secrets, save my identity and everything else about me. Speak what you'd like. But if you would prefer a more private rendezvous then feel free to email me at randompoet@gmail.com and I shall respond to it post haste. randompoet, at 2:29 p.m.
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Dear RandomPoet and RandomAndrew
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LETS JUST ALL BE FRIENDS!!!!!
remember: SUMMER TIME IS A'COMING
FIN. , at 4:28 p.m.
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randompoet, i think she wants to talk to you to give you tongue-lashings. you've been naughty.
By Andrew, at 5:46 p.m.
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Andrew, perhaps you should be more unassuming.
By , at 9:20 p.m.
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This is the nerdiest.
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Ever.
You guys are internet fighting.
Seriously, get a grip. , at 10:04 a.m.
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aww anon is ashamed to be part of the internet nerd-ness. It's ok anon, when the worlds natural resources are depleated, every one will turn to the nerds for survival. We'll see who's cool then!
By randompoet, at 12:13 a.m.
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what thef---
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who's fighting?! i was LAUGHING.
frig. Andrew, at 11:18 a.m.
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randomandrew
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I must say - that was a very clever post.
Now I will go home.
Wait, I am home. jeremy postal, at 10:18 p.m.