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He makes $100,000 and complains that he has to pay for his older girlfriend's dates, since she is old-fashioned.
Gimme a freakin' break! You make $100,000!! Even with two kids in college (who should pay for themselves, but you're a nice guy anyways), unless they're going to Harvard or Princeton, they're probably spending less than $10,000 each per year, leaving you with over $80,000--which is still WAY above national average income.
So, buddy with too much money for brains, CRAM IT. It's people like you that make this world suck. Give everything you have to the poor and follow Jesus. Then, and only then, we can be friends...
Ok, so maybe, we can be friends--if we were ever to meet (heaven forbid!). But... really, crammez-le!
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the link aint workin' for me...but he sounds pretty stupid.
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damn, if i made that much money, i'd buy you dinner andrew
MattyRob, at 1:05 a.m.
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mmmmm... more than 2 dollars to rub together... i wish i had 2 dollars... or more...
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, at 10:09 a.m.
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hmmmm...now that i finally got to read it, i can see where he's coming from. it would be nice if she paid for SOME things... but seriously, no need to complain
By MattyRob, at 12:29 a.m.
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uhh... i think you're all missing the point.
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he makes $100,000. a hundred large. a hundred grand. six figures.
he has money. why is he complaining about having to spend it? i'll tell this kind of rich grumbling exactly where to shove it. Andrew, at 5:09 p.m.
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well, he may not have it. we know he makes it
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my brother makes tons of money, but he was stupid with it and put himself into money problems, he's living at home!
Maybe he's done some stupid things with money, and he's got very very large payments he needs to make, and for some reason, money is tight? I dunno.
If the guy just doesn't want to spend his money, then bo-urns to him.
they say rich people are so rich because they are cheap, so maybe he's cheap MattyRob, at 5:41 p.m.
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uhh... you are clearly missing the point.
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he's rich, and complaining he has to spend money as if he were broke.
i'll fight you to the bitter end about this. Andrew, at 11:48 a.m.