Who Would Win - Part 3!
But alas, the time has come. I pose you this question: A stampeding bull vs a stampeding Otto--who would win??
Cast your vote! Heck, even validate your vote with some reasoning or some scrupulous bantering.
My vote goes to the bull for this reason: what kind of a mythical creature refers to himself by his last name, and points folly at his peers for no reason? A losing mythical creature. Losing in a stampede, that is.
EAT IT OTTO.
6 Comments:
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Ohhhhhhhh.. so Otto pointed at someone? err no wait. Regardless of this convoluted post.. Why exactly would Otto stampede a stampeding bull? He would rather with much wit and anger ridicule the bull into submission. In addition, I've also heard that pointing a finger at a bull un-nerves it.
By randompoet, at 4:23 p.m.
On those grounds and many more. I vote Otto. -
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By , at 4:37 p.m. -
I would like to point out that I have made an effort to try and get people to call me Josh instead of Otto (didn't work). I haven't been on the rage-ahol in a long time ( 2 years sober). I try not to ridicule anyone (I still do sometimes, but I always apologize and feel bad after). I also wold never face a rampaging bull (a few years ago, maybe. Now? Nuh-uh, I'm too old and broken down for that kind of shiznat.
By , at 4:39 p.m.
Anyways, my vote goes to the bull.
Hey, what do you call a sheet that a bull uses? A bull sheet. Ho ho ho. -
uhh...
By Andrew, at 6:55 p.m.
otto, i've known you longer than 2 years. were you on the rage-ohol then??? -
Your first year.
By , at 8:11 p.m. -
VOTE VOTE VOTE
By Andrew, at 6:25 p.m.
if you read the comments and don't vote, i pray bucketfuls of gnats to infest your breakfast.