What is that? It's pungeant; it's the stench of death.

It is inescapable in this place--it fills your nostrils. You could drown in it. It is so thick, you could almost see its poofy green cloud. If you have the courage to stand it, even for a few seconds, you'd see that it rests on every part: every piece of furniture, every painting, every word that graces the air.

Death. It is imminent. It is cleansing. It is feverantly, passively taking over. It is the lull of activity, it is the ceasure of creativity.

It is promised to us, and it is delivered. What should we expect? Obedience and commitment failed is only the symptom. We should have seen it coming.

There is over 4 square kilometres of carpet in this church to vacuum. Wee!

Well, I just spent my first 9-5 day at the church. Exciting.

I did the following:
- devotions
- answered 5 phone calls (one was from erin!)
- went with youth coordinator guy to pick up plywood
- hosted a fire safety inspection with fireman Don
- helped some guy...err... John, I think, hang a "washrooms" sign, to only one washroom...
- tidied up the pews and stuff
- made a blog, a ministry blog, that i'm not done working on yet.
- phoned summit to see what the heck is up with internship package
- and wrote an outline to my testimony, which i'm going to share thursday

So, I still have an hour left, which I will use to make dinner plans, and tidy up downstairs, and prepare for tomorrow.

I've got a phone date with a pretty lady real soon... oh boy i'm excited! :D

"Oye."

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Start address: Richmond, BC
Canada

End address: Creston, BC
Canada

Distance: 739 km (about 11 hours 37 mins)

Reverse directions

1. 1. Head north from Garden City Rd - go 0.2 km
2. 2. Bear right and head toward Garden City Rd - go 0.1 km
3. 3. Bear right at Garden City Rd - go 0.8 km
4. 4. Turn right at Westminster Hwy - go 2.6 km
5. 5. Bear right into the HWY-99 S entry ramp to Seattle - go 15 km
6. 6. Take exit 20 to North Delta/Surrey/Hope - go 0.5 km
7. 7. Turn left at Ladner Trunk Rd - go 6.0 km
8. 8. Continue on 58 Ave - go 4.4 km
9. 9. Bear left at 56 Ave - go 17 km
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10. 10. Bear right and head toward 70 Ave/Springbrook Rd - go 0.1 km
11. 11. Bear right at HWY-10/HWY-10-BYP - go 2.6 km
12. 12. Bear right and head toward 72 Ave - go 0.1 km
13. 13. Bear right at 72 Ave - go 0.3 km
14. 14. Take the HWY-1 E ramp - go 104 km
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15. 15. Bear right at HWY-3 E - go 6.5 km
16. 16. Take the HWY-3 E ramp to Princeton/Penticton/Osoyoos - go 0.7 km
17. 17. Continue on Crowsnest Hwy - go 193 km
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18. 18. Bear right and head toward Crowsnest Hwy - go 0.1 km
19. 19. Bear right at Crowsnest Hwy - go 130 km
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20. 20. Bear left at Crowsnest Hwy/S Copper Ave - go 252 km
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21. 21. Bear right and head toward HWY-21 - go 0.1 km
22. 22. Bear right at HWY-21 - go 1.7 km
23. 23. Bear left - go 1.0 km
24. 24. Turn right at Crowsnest Hwy/Northwest Blvd - go 0.3 km
25. 25. Turn left at Hillside St - go 47 m
26. 26. Continue - go 0.5 km

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Google Maps says so.

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We hope ranDOMpoet will burn in...
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signed:
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7:55 AM

Due to the fact that everyone minus 3 people are completely LAME! the First Annual ranDOMpoetries contest is cancelled. Thank you very much to the 3 people who participated. And thanx to those who voted. No wait! Nobody voted! So please do everyone a favor and NEVER EVER complain that people aren't posting anything on ranDOMinion or ranDOMpoetries. It is because of lame people like YOU that make these sites SUCK!

Thanx for coming out, now GO HOME!

**feel free to bash this post, maybe if I get you all angry then you'll pick your ass up and type something.**